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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Florida man accused in banana assault, with bonus Monty Python

TAMPA, Fla. -- A Pasco County man spent new years day behind bars, after sheriff's deputies say he assaulted his live in girlfriend with a banana.

Authorities responded to 36-year old Joseph Smolinsky's home on Afton Lane in Port Richey early yesterday morning.

When they arrived, Smolinsky's live-in girlfriend told them he threw a banana at her. Smolinsky denied the accusation and told deputies she threw the banana at him.

As is not infrequently the case with ridiculous news stories, Monty Python has a related skit: How to defend yourself against a banana!

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