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Friday, June 19, 2015

Friday links


Father's Day lessons from Walter White, Don Draper and Tywin Lannister.

No Sex Jokes Please, French Government Advises Travelers to U.S.

Whatever is dreamed on this night, will come to pass; the summer solstice is on Sunday, June 21. Here's the view from Stonehenge.

ICYMI, Thursday's links are here, and include the cost of building a Jurassic Park, Disney Princess softball team, the 200th anniversary of Waterloo (with a Lego re-enactment of the battle), and a gallery of lesser-known monsters.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Thursday links


These photos of a Disney Princess–inspired girls’ softball team will make your day.

Today is the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo: history, links, and video (including a documentary and a Lego re-enactment).

The Ravenna, the Manticora and more: 11 Somewhat Lesser-Known Monsters.


Soviet list developed for “the purpose of intensifying control over the activities of discoteques.” accuses 38 rock bands with crimes.

ICYMI, Tuesday's links are here, and include dogs shaved into cubes, deep-fried Slim Fast bars, a 1952 guide to spaghetti-eating etiquette, and what it's like to be declared dead by the government.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

How Much Would It Cost To Build Jurassic Park?

If you're a Jurassic Park fan and always wanted to build your own, you're gonna need a LOT of money:



Bonus: Lego Jurassic Park:



June 18 is the anniversary of the 1815 Battle of Waterloo: history, quotes and video (including a Lego re-enactment)

When Napoleon recovered his throne at Paris, in March 1815 (ed - after his escape from Elba)... his first business was to sustain the attack of the united British and Prussians, posted in the Netherlands, and it was his obvious policy to make an attack on these himself before any others could come up to their assistance. 

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His rapid advance at the beginning of June, before the English and Prussian commanders were aware of his having left Paris; his quick and brilliant assaults on the separate bodies of Prussians and British at Ligny and Quatre Bras on the 16th, were movements marked by all his brilliant military genius. And even when, on the 18th, he commenced the greater battle of Waterloo (wiki) with both, the advantage still remained to him in the divided positions of his double enemy, giving him the power of bringing his whole host concentratedly upon one of theirs; thus neutralizing to some extent their largely superior forces. And, beyond a doubt, through the superior skill and daring which he thus shewed, as well as the wonderful gallantry of his soldiery, the victory at Waterloo ought to have been his. 

Napoleon
There was just one obstacle, and it was decisive - the British infantry stood in their squares immovable upon the plain till the afternoon, when the arrival of the Prussians gave their side the superiority.

~Robert Chambers Book of Days (1869)*

On Wellington (wiki) at Waterloo:

Thrown on that occasion into the central position among the opponents of Bonaparte, he was naturally and justly hailed as the saviour of Europe... Thenceforth the name of Wellington was venerated above that of any living Englishman.

~ibid

The village sleeps, a name unknown till men
With life-blood stain its soil, and pay the due
That lifts it to eternal fame, -- for then
'Tis grown a Gettysburg or Waterloo.

~Mark Antony DeWolfe Howe, Distinction

The Duke of Wellington
You will have heard of our battle of the 18th. Never did I see such a pounding match... Napoleon did not maneuver at all. He just moved forward in the old style, and was driven off in the old style. 

~Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (wiki) (letter to Sir William Beresford, 2 July 1815) 

Meeting an acquaintance of another regiment, a very little fellow, I asked him what had happened to him yesterday. "I'll be hanged," says he, "if I know anything at all about the matter, for I was all day trodden in the mud and galloped over by every scoundrel who had a horse, and, in short, I only owe my existence to my insignificance. 

~Captain John Kincaid (of Waterloo, in Adventures with the Rifle Brigade

Thou fateful Waterloo,
Millions of tongues record thee, and anew
Their children's lips shall echo them, and say --
"Here, where the sword the united nations drew,
Our countrymen were warring on that day!"
And this is much, and all which will not pass away.**

~George Gordon, Lord Byron (wiki), Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto II, 35

Today is the anniversary of the battle of Waterloo (wiki) in 1815, in which British forces under the Duke of Wellington (wiki) and the Prussians under Field Marshal Blücher decisively defeated the French under Napoleon to end the "Hundred Days Campaign." After the allies took Paris in March 1814, Napoleon was initially exiled to Elba. A year later, however, he returned to France amid great acclaim, re-entered Paris, declared himself emperor again, and retook command of the French armies to renew the struggle. 

Four days after the debacle at Waterloo - which Wellington described as "the nearest-run thing you ever saw in your life" - Napoleon abdicated again and was sent into final exile on St. Helena in the South Atlantic, where he died in 1821. On more than one occasion, Wellington is also said to have remarked:

"Next to a battle lost, the greatest misery is a battle gained."

* There's an excellent hyperlinked and searchable version of Chamber's Book of Days here.

** This passage was quoted by Winston Churchill to President Franklin Roosevelt in choosing the phrase, United Nations, to designate the victorious powers in World War II. 

Here's the battle scene from the 1970 movie Waterloo with Rod Steiger as Napoleon and Christopher Plummer as Wellington (and Orson Wells as Louis XVIII):


And, of course, the Lego version:


Recreating the Duke of Wellington's victory banquet, 200 years on includes links to contemporaneous recipes.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Video - Which Is Nerdier: Star Wars Or Star Trek?

May the force help you live long and prosper.


Tuesday links

Dog cubes: dogs shaved into cubes.


London Underground by drone: time-lapse footage captured on foot and via a drone flying through 26 miles of underground railway tunnels beneath London.

Ulysses fan, or just a fan of hanging out in an Irish pub? Today is Bloomsday - favorite quote from Joyce's obscenity trial:
“[i]n respect of the recurrent emergence of the theme of sex in the minds of [Joyce's] characters, it must always be remembered that his locale was Celtic and his season Spring.”
What It’s Like to Be Declared Dead by the Government.


ICYMI, Monday's links are here, and include what determines “party cloudy” vs. “mostly sunny”? (and related weather terms explained), a supercut of the late Sir Christopher Lee's death scenes, 1970s' Men’s fashion ads, the fake neighborhood that covered a WWII B-17 plant, and lots of Magna Carta stuff.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Dog cubes: dogs shaved into cubes.

Shaving Dogs Into Cubes Is (apparently) A New Japanese Craze.




Monday links

800 years ago today, Magna Carta was signed: history, quotes, Monty Python's explanation and the Horrible Histories song version. Related: The Field Where Liberty Was Sown, on re-learning that lesson.


What Determines “Party Cloudy” vs. “Mostly Sunny”? (And Other Weather Terms Explained).

Sir Christopher Lee (aka Saruman  and Dracula, among many others) died last week: here’s a supercut of his death scenes.

1970s Men’s Fashion Ads You Won’t Be Able To Unsee. This is an open list, so you can add your own.

Synthetic Street USA was a fake, part of the camouflage that covered the B17 Bomber factory in Seattle during WWII.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include the surprisingly interesting history of air conditioning, some killer animal-plant mash-ups, 18 awesome things invented by mistake, my favorite Father's Day story, and some extremely muscular dogs.